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something awful article index

For my own sake and for the sake of those who haven't been reading this blog over the years, here's a catalog of everything I've written so far for Something Awful.

Updated somewhat frequently.

2006

01/05/2006 - Welcome to PharaohTech!
01/19/2006 - The Creation of a Video Game Mascot
02/02/2006 - Honest College Course Descriptions
02/16/2006 - Failed TV Programs in the Tradition of Hogan's Heroes
03/09/2006 - New Games Journalism
03/23/2006 - Chicken Sunday
04/13/2006 - Seth MacFarlane: A Truth Media Celebrity Report
04/27/2006 - A Most Curious Courtship
05/18/2006 - Shirt Tales
06/08/2006 - Lost Corporate Treasures: GameStop Employee Manual Appendix A
06/22/2006 - Peter Molyneux Q & A
07/13/2006 - Doctor Dating's Official Guide to Not Dying Alone
08/03/2006 - Early 90s Childhood Heroes: Unmasked!
08/17/2006 - Proud American Magazine Asks: How Big is Your Flag?
08/31/2006 - Intervention Superstars: Jeff VanVonderen
09/14/2006 - The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Aptitude Test
09/17/2006 - Electric Football!
09/28/2006 - United States Terror List Addendum
10/12/2006 - Andy Rooney 2666
10/26/2006 - The Something Awful Book Nook
11/09/2006 - The Awful History of Final Fantasy: Part I
11/23/2006 - The Awful History of Final Fantasy: Part II
11/26/2006 - The Bargain Book Bin: From the Desk of Brian Jacques
12/07/2006 - Leaked Simpsons Movie Script
12/20/2006 - AMDB: Escape to Party Mountain Beach
12/21/2006 - Internet Time Machine 1988: Zelda II Reactions

2007

01/04/2007 - PharaohTech Annual Update
01/18/2007 - Ohayocon 2007: Disappointment of Disappointments
02/01/2007 - GOLD!
02/14/2007 - The Awful Guide to Graduate School
02/28/2007 - SA Media Spotlight: Case Closed
03/15/2007 - Diary of the 1000-Pound Man
03/29/2007 - Marc Norton, Furniture Gremlin
04/12/2007 - Animation Website
04/22/2007 - The Annotated Richard McBeef
04/26/2007 - Adventures in Temping Vol. 1
05/10/2007 - The Scary Zombie Journals
05/24/2007 - Jimmy Buffett: A Truth Media Celebrity Report
06/07/2007 - The LiveJournal Fanfiction Battle of 2007
06/21/2007 - YouTubery! Vlog Spotlight: Fluttershy
07/05/2007 - Krappy Komics Korner: A Deadly Choice!
08/02/2007 - Proposition 43
08/16/2007 - The Simcity Board of Advisors
08/30/2007 - Gentlemen's News Service Presents: The Restaurant Criticism Colloquium
09/13/2007 - Your Guide to Internet Criticism
09/27/2007 - Metal Gear Solid 4 Spoilers
10/11/2007 - Cartoon Case Study: The Story of G
10/25/2007 - A Message From Your College President
11/08/2007 - Video Game Rental Instructions
11/22/2007 - Your Guide to Holiday Binge Eating
12/06/2007 - F This Cat
12/20/2007 - A Very Noiry Christmas

2008

01/03/2008 - CD Liner Notes of the Distant Present
01/17/2008 - Gotham City Issues: Capital Punishment
01/31/2008 - Mom's Eye View: Technology
02/14/2008 - Leaked Diablo Cody Screenplay
02/28/2008 - A Visit to the Super Smash Bros. Gym
03/13/2008 - Legend of the Billstalker
03/27/2008 - College Students You Hate
04/10/2008 - Awful Facebook Invitations
04/24/2008 - Gentlemen's News Service Presents: The Cinema Criticism Colloquium
05/08/2008 - Ask Us About Our Grandchildren
05/22/2008 - How to Ruin a Joke
06/08/2008 - The Minor Contradictions of John McCain
06/19/2008 - KidzThreats: Country Music
07/03/2008 - The Annotated Guide to Annotations
07/17/2008 - Nintendo Power: The Lost Pages
07/20/2008 - Things to Scream at People From Your Car
07/31/2008 - Exclusive Preview: Behind the Bell
08/28/2008 - You Can't Save the Youth Center
09/11/2008 - To My Friend Who Is Leaving the Country
09/25/2008 - An Unresearched and Reactionary Guide to the Upcoming Economic Holocaust
10/09/2008 - Diary of a Sick Bird
10/23/2008 - Leaked South Park Script
11/06/2008 - Your College Town Sucks: Kent, Ohio
11/20/2008 - Existential Animal Funnies
12/04/2008 - GUN SALE
12/18/2008 - Your Dying Town Sucks: Youngstown, Ohio

2009

01/01/2009 - The Morning After
01/15/2009 - Fluff Advocacy
01/29/2009 - Presidential Tweets
02/12/2009 - Tips for the Recently Single
02/26/2009 - Secret Money Secrets
03/12/2009 - Let's Start Our Own Mafia
03/26/2009 - The Simcity Board of Advisors Return
04/09/2009 - Spooky Steve's Halloween Sound Effects Album Reviews
04/23/2009 - Fashion SWAT Jr.: Tea Party SWAT
05/07/2009 - The Awful Superhero Registry
05/21/2009 - Another Message From Your College President
06/04/2009 - Doctor Emmett Brown, Time Monster
06/21/2009 - Please Give Me A Job
07/16/2009 - Chatting With ChaCha
07/30/2009 - Comedy Casserole
08/13/2009 - Your Dying Town Sucks II: The Movie
08/27/2009 - Proud American Magazine Asks: How Do You Feel About Universal Health Care?
09/10/2009 - Cut Features from The Beatles: Rock Band
09/24/2009 - The Awful Guide to Job Hunting
10/08/2009 - The Mothers Against Monster Miscegenation Newsletter
10/22/2009 - The Return of Spooky Steve's Halloween Sound Effects Album Reviews
11/05/2009 - My Hundredth Article Ever
11/19/2009 - Ladies' Night
12/03/2009 - Dear Flurge Body Foam
12/17/2009 - The American Dream... Denied

2010

01/07/2010 - PharaohTech Year-End Update
01/28/2010 - Greetings from Broken Robots
02/11/2010 - You're All Fired
02/25/2010 - LNMC - Loser Nerd Math Comics
03/11/2010 - Utah Fetus Regulations
03/25/2010 - The Revenge of Spooky Steve's Halloween Sound Effects Album Reviews
04/08/2010 - Yes, I'm the owner of Swastika Dog.
04/22/2010 - Leaked Kevin Smith Screenplay
05/06/2010 - The Sin to Disaster Flowchart
05/20/2010 - Proud American Magazine Asks: How Do You Feel About Immigration Reform?
06/03/2010 - A Message to the Class of 2010
06/17/2010 - Animation Website Returns
07/01/2010 - Gameblogguu
07/15/2010 - It Was the Best of Animes, It Was the Worst of Animes
07/29/2010 - Gentlemen's News Service Presents: The Amusement Park Criticism Colloquium
08/12/2010 - Take Job and Shove
08/26/2010 - The Awful Guide to Moving
09/09/2010 - Memos from the Fort Jacobs Gamestop
09/23/2010 - Don Trunbert 2010: I Just Don't Care
10/07/2010 - The SciMath History Addendum, Volume 1
10/21/2010 - Midwestern Myths About the West Coast
11/04/2010 - Of All the Heads I've Stomped Before
11/18/2010 - Attack of the Star Whackers
12/02/2010 - Living with the Skeletons
12/16/2010 - GlobeCon 2010 Keynote Speech
12/30/2010 - Caring for Your Hef

2011

01/13/2011 - Dear President Oboe
01/27/2011 - Bob and Josh's Adequate Adventures (Through Time)
02/10/2011 - RockTalk.com
03/24/2011 - Heaven is For Real: The Lost Chapter
04/07/2011 - Dear President Oboe II
04/21/2011 - A Desperate Plea from Your Son's Teacher
05/05/2011 - Double Dare Dad
05/19/2011 - Air Dud
06/02/2011 - Ground Rules for Our Gay Hunting Trip
06/16/2011 - I'm a Shorty
06/30/2011 - Common Questions About My Child Bride
07/14/2011 - The Wedding Promise
07/28/2011 - PrisonProse: Creative Fiction from Inmates
08/11/2011 - The Wit and Wisdom of Helen
08/25/2011 - Notes on Our Upcoming School Shooting
09/08/2011 - Dear President Oboe III
09/22/2011 - Why Are You Sleeping with the Man from the Halloween Store?
10/06/2011 - Are You Ready for Some Analogieeeees!?
10/20/2011 - 62 Intolerable Years of Beetle Bailey
11/03/2011 - Our Child Mayor Must Be Stopped
11/17/2011 - Video Game Box Art Stars: Where Are They Now?
12/01/2011 - A Nation Suffers Outrage Fatigue
12/15/2011 - The Teens Call it Klooting
12/29/2011 - 15 Helpful Tips for Avoiding the Homosexual Plague

2012

01/12/2012 - The McCallister Trials
01/26/2012 - Newt Gingrich Presents: Economics for Black People, Volume 1
02/09/2012 - Life Tips from an Extreme Couponing Spouse
02/23/2012 - Know Your Fetus with DEMOTIVATE-TOR
03/08/2012 - Re: Your New "Hakuna Matata" Business Plan
03/22/2012 - George Zimmerman's Neighborhood Watch Notes
04/05/2012 - The Friends with Benefits Fellowship Ends as of Today
04/19/2012 - Life Instructions
05/03/2012 - Local Woman Enjoys Warm Meal
05/17/2012 - Demands from the Triple Amputee Extra
05/31/2012 - E3 2012 Predictions
06/14/2012 - ATTN: Goonies -- I 'M' Good Enough
06/28/2012 - Let's Make This Haunted House a Haunted Home
07/12/2012 - 10 Additional Tiers from the Penny Arcade Kickstarter
07/26/2012 - Channel Zero Teen News
08/09/2012 - A History of Asinine Presidential Nicknames
08/23/2012 - A Bunch of Things Bill Gates Actually Said that You Should Share with Your Facebook Friends
09/05/2012 - Welcome to The 'Cheese.
09/20/2012 - Let's Throw Chris Brown into an Active Volcano
10/04/2012 - Mitt Romney's Last-Minute Debate Notes
10/18/2012 - Living with The Cryptkeeper
10/25/2012 - The Redemption of Spooky Steve's Halloween Sound Effects Album Reviews
11/15/2012 - This Year in Professional Horse Diving
11/29/2012 - Women Aren't Women Anymore
12/13/2012 - ThinkGeek.com's Worst Christmas Gifts of 2012
12/27/2012 - Confessions of a World's Ugliest Dog Owner

2013

01/10/2013 - Gun Safety Tips
01/24/2013 - Rules and Regulations for Sylvester Stallone Movie Extras
02/07/2013 - J.J. Abrams News of the Past Fifteen Minutes
02/21/2013 - This "Harlem Shake" Could Save Wholesaleenemabags.com
03/07/2013 - The SimCity Board of Advisors Offers Its Support
03/21/2013 - So You've Been Bigged
04/04/2013 - Corporate Speak for Everyday Life
04/18/2013 - Slime Victims: You May Be Entitled to a Huge Cash Settlement
05/02/2013 - Hey Sports Illustrated: Where's My Cover Story?
05/16/2013 - 20 Alternate Titles for I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
05/30/2013 - An Update from Your Fictional Crimelord
06/19/2013 - Wall Garbage Warehouse

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