something awful article index
For my own sake and for the sake of those who haven't been reading this blog over the years, here's a catalog of everything I've written so far for Something Awful.

Updated somewhat frequently.

2006

01/05/2006 - Welcome to PharaohTech!
01/19/2006 - The Creation of a Video Game Mascot
02/02/2006 - Honest College Course Descriptions
02/16/2006 - Failed TV Programs in the Tradition of Hogan's Heroes
03/09/2006 - New Games Journalism
03/23/2006 - Chicken Sunday
04/13/2006 - Seth MacFarlane: A Truth Media Celebrity Report
04/27/2006 - A Most Curious Courtship
05/18/2006 - Shirt Tales
06/08/2006 - Lost Corporate Treasures: GameStop Employee Manual Appendix A
06/22/2006 - Peter Molyneux Q & A
07/13/2006 - Doctor Dating's Official Guide to Not Dying Alone
08/03/2006 - Early 90s Childhood Heroes: Unmasked!
08/17/2006 - Proud American Magazine Asks: How Big is Your Flag?
08/31/2006 - Intervention Superstars: Jeff VanVonderen
09/14/2006 - The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Aptitude Test
09/17/2006 - Electric Football!
09/28/2006 - United States Terror List Addendum
10/12/2006 - Andy Rooney 2666
10/26/2006 - The Something Awful Book Nook
11/09/2006 - The Awful History of Final Fantasy: Part I
11/23/2006 - The Awful History of Final Fantasy: Part II
11/26/2006 - The Bargain Book Bin: From the Desk of Brian Jacques
12/07/2006 - Leaked Simpsons Movie Script
12/20/2006 - AMDB: Escape to Party Mountain Beach
12/21/2006 - Internet Time Machine 1988: Zelda II Reactions

2007

01/04/2007 - PharaohTech Annual Update
01/18/2007 - Ohayocon 2007: Disappointment of Disappointments
02/01/2007 - GOLD!
02/14/2007 - The Awful Guide to Graduate School
02/28/2007 - SA Media Spotlight: Case Closed
03/15/2007 - Diary of the 1000-Pound Man
03/29/2007 - Marc Norton, Furniture Gremlin
04/12/2007 - Animation Website
04/22/2007 - The Annotated Richard McBeef
04/26/2007 - Adventures in Temping Vol. 1
05/10/2007 - The Scary Zombie Journals
05/24/2007 - Jimmy Buffett: A Truth Media Celebrity Report
06/07/2007 - The LiveJournal Fanfiction Battle of 2007
06/21/2007 - YouTubery! Vlog Spotlight: Fluttershy
07/05/2007 - Krappy Komics Korner: A Deadly Choice!
08/02/2007 - Proposition 43
08/16/2007 - The Simcity Board of Advisors
08/30/2007 - Gentlemen's News Service Presents: The Restaurant Criticism Colloquium
09/13/2007 - Your Guide to Internet Criticism
09/27/2007 - Metal Gear Solid 4 Spoilers
10/11/2007 - Cartoon Case Study: The Story of G
10/25/2007 - A Message From Your College President
11/08/2007 - Video Game Rental Instructions
11/22/2007 - Your Guide to Holiday Binge Eating
12/06/2007 - F This Cat
12/20/2007 - A Very Noiry Christmas

2008

01/03/2008 - CD Liner Notes of the Distant Present
01/17/2008 - Gotham City Issues: Capital Punishment
01/31/2008 - Mom's Eye View: Technology
02/14/2008 - Leaked Diablo Cody Screenplay
02/28/2008 - A Visit to the Super Smash Bros. Gym
03/13/2008 - Legend of the Billstalker
03/27/2008 - College Students You Hate
04/10/2008 - Awful Facebook Invitations
04/24/2008 - Gentlemen's News Service Presents: The Cinema Criticism Colloquium
05/08/2008 - Ask Us About Our Grandchildren
05/22/2008 - How to Ruin a Joke
06/08/2008 - The Minor Contradictions of John McCain
06/19/2008 - KidzThreats: Country Music
07/03/2008 - The Annotated Guide to Annotations
07/17/2008 - Nintendo Power: The Lost Pages
07/20/2008 - Things to Scream at People From Your Car
07/31/2008 - Exclusive Preview: Behind the Bell
08/28/2008 - You Can't Save the Youth Center
09/11/2008 - To My Friend Who Is Leaving the Country
09/25/2008 - An Unresearched and Reactionary Guide to the Upcoming Economic Holocaust
10/09/2008 - Diary of a Sick Bird
10/23/2008 - Leaked South Park Script
11/06/2008 - Your College Town Sucks: Kent, Ohio
11/20/2008 - Existential Animal Funnies
12/04/2008 - GUN SALE
12/18/2008 - Your Dying Town Sucks: Youngstown, Ohio

2009

01/01/2009 - The Morning After
01/15/2009 - Fluff Advocacy
01/29/2009 - Presidential Tweets
02/12/2009 - Tips for the Recently Single
02/26/2009 - Secret Money Secrets
03/12/2009 - Let's Start Our Own Mafia
03/26/2009 - The Simcity Board of Advisors Return
04/09/2009 - Spooky Steve's Halloween Sound Effects Album Reviews
04/23/2009 - Fashion SWAT Jr.: Tea Party SWAT
05/07/2009 - The Awful Superhero Registry
05/21/2009 - Another Message From Your College President
06/04/2009 - Doctor Emmett Brown, Time Monster
06/21/2009 - Please Give Me A Job
07/16/2009 - Chatting With ChaCha
07/30/2009 - Comedy Casserole
08/13/2009 - Your Dying Town Sucks II: The Movie
08/27/2009 - Proud American Magazine Asks: How Do You Feel About Universal Health Care?
09/10/2009 - Cut Features from The Beatles: Rock Band
09/24/2009 - The Awful Guide to Job Hunting
10/08/2009 - The Mothers Against Monster Miscegenation Newsletter
10/22/2009 - The Return of Spooky Steve's Halloween Sound Effects Album Reviews