"AAAAaaaal, let's vote for McCain!"

"Eh... No, Peg."

*toilet flush*

Notice the web site's calculator doesn't go under 20k... Or 10k. I always knew I'd make less than Al Bundy.

(thanks to Bill for this video)

Unless you're making less than 250k a year. Then you'd best be glad that Joe the plumber is looking out for you!

Brosef Stalin from the Something Awful Forums said that McCain's campaign is eventually going to turn into the first piece of Rapture propaganda from BioShock:

"I'm John McCain. Does a man not own the sweat of his brow? No, says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor. No, says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to God. No, says the man named Barack Obama. It belongs to everyone."

I don't think we're very far from that, what with this commercial's underlying message as "Disrupt the status quo of extreme economic inequality??? FUCK SHIT NO!!!"