Bob Mackey (bobservo) wrote,

the jambar article index

From April 2005 to December 2006, I wrote a humor column for Youngstown State University's student newspaper, The Jambar. During that time, I took the liberty of hosting the articles on my blog. So, in case you missed out on those 21 months of solid comedy writing, here's a handy index of my 86 published articles.

Note: The titles listed are my original ones and not necessarily the titles these articles were published under.  All original, published art was created by Nicholas A. Daniel, or me, if his signature isn't present (and at times he only digitally colored my finished art).

2005

04/21/2005 - Great Pope-Spectations
04/28/2005 - I Wish I Smoked
05/03/2005 - The Grace and Beauty of Water Slides
05/26/2005 - I, Good Sir, Am Not "Lovin' It!"
06/09/2005 - Hot Rods to Hell
06/16/2005 - Matrimony Schmatrimony
06/23/2005 - Trail of Tears
07/07/2005 - My Hatred for B-List Pundits Continues
07/14/2005 - Mind Wide Shut
07/21/2005 - Let's Mess With Texas
08/30/2005 - How to Succeed at Failure
09/01/2005 - Please Mind the Mencia
09/06/2005 - A Bugman and His Wife: 75 Years of Bemusement
09/08/2005 - Fair and Loathing in Canfield
09/12/2005 - "Manatees" Delivers, Real Manatees Still Useless
09/15/2005 - The Mystery of the Premise-Explaining Theme Song
09/20/2005 - King Me
09/22/2005 - The Trifecta of Self-Absorption
09/27/2005 - To Sleep, Perchance to Slack
09/29/2005 - Console Wars
10/04/2005 - Satan, Mr. Roboto, and Me
10/06/2005 - Quiz: Are You A Sociopath?
10/11/2005 - Two Reasons Nature Hates You
10/13/2005 - Sesquipedalian Like Me
10/18/2005 - Sweetest Day: The Bitter Background
10/20/2005 - Stop Talking About Extreme Makeover (Now)
10/25/2005 - It's Like Living Castlevania
10/27/2005 - Shaq, Bestiality and Chin Butts: One Scary Night
11/01/2005 - In Crust We Trust
11/03/2005 - A Permanent Marker
11/08/2005 - Bird Flu, I Challenge You
11/10/2005 - Dark X-Mas 2005
11/17/2005 - Jim Cramer: The Colonel Kurtz of Television
11/22/2005 - Surviving Thanksgiving
11/29/2005 - The Boondocks: Edgy As Safety Scissors
12/01/2005 - Stay Home: Your Guide to the Holiday Movie Season
12/06/2005 - Take Back the Night: The Fight Against Holiday Ghosts
12/08/2005 - Gravy Claus and Other Failed Christmas Traditions
12/08/2005 - 2005: The Top Five Things That Never Happened

2006

01/19/2006 - Belated New Year's Resolutions
01/24/2006 - Jim Traficant: Worse than Hitler
01/26/2006 - The Jambar: 75 Years of "What the Hell is a Jambar?"
01/31/2006 - Stop Exposing Me to Your Children
02/02/2006 - I'm Not Ready for Some Football
02/07/2006 - A Boy and His Annoying Dog
02/09/2006 - Stopping Sickness Before It Starts
02/14/2006 - Love Hurts, Love Songs Kill
02/16/2006 - History's Greatest Couples
02/21/2006 - (Vice) President Evil
02/23/2006 - Presidential Fun Facts (Believe It… Or Else!)
02/28/2006 - Freedomland: Movie Prison
03/02/2006 - Television Euthanasia
03/07/2006 - Say It Loud, Tall and Proud
03/09/2006 - Spring Break on a Budget
03/21/2006 - Between Iraq and a Hard Place
03/23/2006 - My Beef With the Church
03/28/2006 - A Man for More Seasons
03/30/2006 - The Truth About Bean Bags
04/04/2006 - Where's My Statue?
04/06/2006 - Hate Mail
04/11/2006 - God Libs
04/13/2006 - Snakes on a Plane: Our Star Wars
04/18/2006 - How to Write Like Me
04/20/2006 - American Mythology X
04/25/2006 - My Summer Girl
04/27/2006 - It's Supposed to Be About the Music
05/02/2006 - Severed Heads Make You Smarter
05/04/2006 - Satire 4000
06/01/2006 - Restless Legs Syndrome: A Survivor's Tale
06/15/2006 - The Rules of Attraction
07/20/2006 - I Am A Terrorist
08/29/2006 - Too Cool for School
09/07/2006 - Jambar Retractions
09/14/2006 - "Too Soon" Is Never Too Soon Enough
09/21/2006 - Holywar.com
09/28/2006 - Blogsploring the Blogosphere
10/05/2006 - BandBattle 4000
10/12/2006 - Turn the Page
10/19/2006 - Nerds Ruin Everything
10/26/2006 - Putting the "You" in WYSU
11/02/2006 - Bring Your ID or Go Home, Old Man
11/09/2006 - Return of the Rise of the Last Crusade King with a Vengeance
11/16/2006 - Winter Driving
11/21/2006 - Everybody's Working for the Bleak End
11/30/2006 - If I Did It
12/07/2006 - Thank You for the Ride
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